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Artist: Gnarkill
Canonical path: /gnarkill/swab-the-deck
Related lyric paths: 6
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Swab the Deck
Read Swab the Deck lyrics by Gnarkill on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Swab the Deck
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yar-ha-har
swab my deck
yar-ha-har
show me how
you're moppin it
wash your deck
show it good
wax that ass
my legs of wood
yar-ha-har
show me how you clean
show me how you
walk the plank,
my queen
yar-ha-har
show me what you're doing
yar-ha-har
show me how you're doin it
yar-ha-har
show me how to
polish off a wood
made log in your
ass in a fire
yar-ha-har
show me what you're
working with
yar-ha-har
show me how to swab
my deck-ya-har
ya-har-har
swab my deck in
my backyard
yar-ha-har
swab my deck
yar-ha-har
show me how
you're moppin it
yar-ha-har
swab my plank
yar-ha-har
let me spank the shank
let me spank that
sea-hag yeah
yar-ha-har
now swab my dick
yar-ha-har
show me how you're
working quick
yar-ha-har
let me go
let me wax your hole
yar-ha-har
below my deck is
a treasure
built with
vibrating
pleasure
and come on down below
where the pleasure flows
and you can feel
the blows of a
yar-ha-har
show me how to
mop the deck
yar-ha-har
mop it yourself bitch
yar-ha-har
show me how to
squiggle mom
yar-ha-har
what the fuck is
that again
yar-ha-har
let me know
yar-ha-har
when i can go
the coast is clear
and now let me
just get a little
bit near
you
while you wash my deck
show me how to swashbuckle
yes my deck
toss that salad how
yar-har
how do you mop
yar-ha-har
with a rag
yar-ha-har
where's your rubbers
ar-ha-har
use ones in a bag
yar-ha-har
show me where
you're keepin it
yar-ha-har
where'd it fuckin go
yar-ha-har
i know it's very
deep in there
yar-ha-har
i'll get some fuckin rope
yaaaar
di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di
yar-ha-har
show me how
you're working it
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