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Artist: Goldfinger
Canonical path: /goldfinger/wayne-gretzky
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Wayne Gretzky
Read Wayne Gretzky lyrics by Goldfinger on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Wayne Gretzky
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Wayne Gretzky, the only man I'd have sex with
Wayne Gretzky, I'd be intimate with
Wayne Gretzky, I think he's kinda sexy
Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the Great One
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league's leading scorer
Wayne Gretzky, I know he's a married man
But maybe, he'd be attracted to me
Darrin Pfeiffer, stupid American boy
Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian man
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the Great One
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league's leading scorer
Yeah, I wonder what it would be like?
Ah, it'll never happen, it's just a pipe dream
Wait a minute, I'm not even gay, I'm married!
Pssh, whatever
Wayne Gretzky, I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah
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