Ambassador

Oi clarts! hold on to my fuckin bags for a minute

While i go to the toilet for a wank.

Just fuckin knock on the door if the fuckin planes comes init?

(last call for mr a hussein flight da432 dragon airlines)

Oh, oh fuckin hell thats me i've gotta go, where's my fuckin bum bag!

I was given my orders by the goldie lookin' chain

To be port's first importer of mary jane

Cos i smoke more draw than your average rasta

I'm now newports's first draw ambassador

I got blocko in morrocco, made a plan in afganistan

About bringing the draw back to the motherland

I told them the deal so they would listen to my skit

About going into business, there's a gap in the market

They knew i had to be good and not fuckin shitty

Cos newport town was now newport city

I was shagging this bird who looked like godzilla

And she said she knew this columbian guerilla

So i turned her over and gave her a poke

And went to south america to score the coke

By this time next week if i'm careful clarts

I'll be importing more draw than fuckin howard marks

He's the draw ambassador

And he's adam hussein

He's the draw ambassador

And he's adam hussein

Got draw in singapoure and pills in equador

Shagging loads of thai birds thats left my cock raw

And what's more, i can't stop making the score

I had to leave italy cos i caused a war

Throughout the port he came back to out city

He's adam hussien and he's sitting pretty

As draw ambassador on a global scale

He imports by the ki and always makes a sale

I sold draw in mexico and to even an eskimo

Got out on bail in the capital of israel

Now i'm back on the streets, real wrecked up

I heard balsey's causing a riot in the world cup

I sold a nine bar to a bra in canada

And i bought an ash tray for my fuckin grandma

Pulled a scam in amsterdam and got away in a van

And now im on the run avoiding the fuckin can

He's the draw ambassador

And he's adam hussein

Got messed in budapest and got a tatoo in timbucktoo

Threw up over some thai bird after sniffing fuckin glue

Then went onto sweden cos i needed a reason

To get out of saudi cos they wanted me for treason

We got fucked on the exchange rate making me irate

By shifting this draw from state to state

I can't wait, to see the euro

So i can open my own change de buero

I knicked a new suit, i knicked a new tie

I wouldn't trust me too far 'cos i'm really quite sly

I went to paraguy smoked a cone and got high

But i had to leave cos they thought i was a spy

I went to ibiza on my way back from jamaica

I got a red carpet and my picture in the paper

When i got back to the port i had duty free

Draw, fags and rizla for all the glc

He's the draw ambassador

And he's adam hussein

He's the draw ambassador

And he's adam hussein

My missus has got a kid like

She gets all them wicked benefits from the dss

She gets loads of money off the dss

She got a new car an all man it's wicked

It's serious man

Yeh i saw a dead cat and my mate pushed his finger in it's eye's

And all stuff came out of it

It was safe as fuck, i had a bit of draw like man

I am a robot, i am a robot, to destroy, to destroy

I am a robot, i want to smack something up

I am a robot, innit!