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Artist: Gonorants
Canonical path: /gonorants/capeta-do-jornal
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Capeta do Jornal
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Capeta do Jornal
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Fui no Shopping da cidade e conheci uma garota legal,
Ela parecia um anjo, mas era o capeta do jornal,
Tomei coragem e pedi socorro,
A cara dela parecia o vocalista do Canelas de Cachorro.
Aquela, aquela menina do shopping parecia o BALROG,
Mas como fui beijar aquilo? não tenho nada pra falar, mas isso rima com esquilo.
Um favor, um favor me faça,
Compra um hamburger pra mim la no Giraffas.
Tive que voltar andando que triste,
Tudo por causa de um maldito sanduiche,
Não é querendo esculachar mas você me zuou,
Na hora do sanduiche o que tinha la dentro era COCÔ!
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