Bean Counter

Ci vil is ation

has come a long way

Out of the mud where chitinous bugs

eat each other all day

Now we're in the clouds working overtime for our pay

Countin' the numbers and being the bugs that eat each other today

Sitting in an office in a publishing house

Or in a big company working a computer clicking a mouse

Pulling up your file checking your sales

Meeting those quotas and accommodating voters that's the holy grail

Cos it's a bean counter and if that don't fill you with terr or

Bean counter. Takin' the human out of the human err or

In a glass tower uptown or downtown

She's workin' every hour runnin' through your contract writing your deficit down

She's downsizing everything including her brain

Snackin' on potato chips smackin' her lips lickin' her pencil again

From Wall Street to Hong Kong. Chinee to Chancery Lane

You're being rubber stamped your style is being cramped. It all comes out the same

They're not being paid to think. That's not the idea

And they never run out of red ink, get that particularly clear

Snackin' on potato chips givin' you a scan

Deleting your account phasing you out in the trash can

Now if you don't meet projections. If there ain't enough zeroes involved

You'll get stamped rejections and then that problem is solved