Custom Fanny

All right Charlie!

Well I'm lying on my Caribbean island

cosmopolitan and vogue in my hand

I'm more evil than bill wyman

I want 'em younger and dumber and tan

and when I see a young chicken in the center spread

I get my toadie to pick up the phone

call up the modeling agency

and then I ring her up at home

she's on the next flight

it's a custom fanny

my old wife looks like somebody's granny

I need a custom fanny

try to make a man outta me x2

Now if you're young enough to be my daughter

you're old enough to be my slave

if you're doing what you outta

you make a dead man come in his grave

and if you marry me you'll be a sucker

I'll trade you in when you get too old

I'm a real motherfucker if the truth be told

now bring me custom fanny

I'm gonna explore every nook and granny

of your custom fanny

try to make a man outta me x2

Try to make a man

when the chips are down

and the bets are off

when my pants are down

you're gonna make me cough

Chuck berry!

Now if you're old enough to be my daughter

you're old enough to be my slave

I'm just doing what I outta

it's what you do when you're depraved

it's a custom fanny

my old wife looks like somebody's granny

I need a custom fanny

try to make a man outta me x2