The Crime Window

Calm down everyone we've heard

the water supply's got a few dead birds.

Two wooden nickels and a little time,

you'll be walking to the altar with a Mexican bride.

Sweet jolly jammers and a dugan charge,

burning down the prarie on a victory barge.

For tonight keep the crime window closed

Bag 'O Bones cursing at the spit he spat

he was creep creep creepin' up the railroad track

Tell his missus that mister's fine

keep her fingers crossed and her split tongue tied

Sweet jolly jammers and a dugan charge

burning down the prarie on a victory barge

For tonight keep the crime window closed

For tonight keep the crime window closed