Big Black Caddy

"Hey girl,you need a lift"

"Ah ha"

"I got this big black caddy outside to take you wherever you want to go"

"Oh,really"

"You wanna see it?"

"Yeah"

"Oh what's that"

My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy

My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy

Hey girl,you wanna take a little spin

Well just hop on because you can't get in

But just be carefull how you (sit down)

Or I'll make you (get down)

I'll even be your chauffeur and drive you from town to town

You ought to be glad that I let you cum

The only kind of gas I ever use is premium

As we were driving to our destination on a quest

She said,"May I relax on your big head rest?"

Now we listened to her favorite song,relaxed and layed back

As I brove,her to Jersey on my big black Cadillac

My big.... black.... Caddy....Caddy

My big.....black.... Caddy....Caddy

Now when I'm drivin' down deep dark tunnels on slick wet roads

That's when I put my black Caddy in cruise control

You fella's Caddy's on the side of the road,then go tow it

Because my horn is workin' fine,don't believe me

Come blow it

Not Mercedes,BMW,Porsche or Masarati,it's a big fat stretch

I'm tellin' everybody (my big black Caddy)

Yo,I know ain't nothing wrong with your hearin'

And I got a strong back that provides the power steering

The fellas all (jealous) The ladies all (want it)

You can't get in it but you all can ride on it

My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy

My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy

A huh,huh,well,it's not the kind of Caddy that runs on gas

It's the kind of Caddy that runs on (ass)

The ladies waitin' in line to keep polished and shined

It's designed so they never make one like mine

It's rammed through many towns

Really got around (did work,done damage)

And it never broke down

My Cadillac is great,earth's 8th wonder of the world

Take it out my garage and scare the (shit out of girls)

It's big,you dig,but there no need to panic

'Cause the Caddy's fully loaded and it's aerodynamic

My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy

My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy

Joy-riding with my Caddy,cold chillin',gettin' loose

When I saw this flygirl who needed a boost

So I dipped into her bumpers with skill and with class

She screamed."Harder,won't you give me just a little more gas"

Doin' my best so she wouldn't feel inferior

She said "I like your nice plush vinyl exterior"

She was holdin' on tighter than a figure-four leg lock

This is what she said the first time she saw the jock

(Who Johnny Carson,your Caddy's so large)

(But you can park your Cadillac in my greasy garage)

My big.....black.....Caddy...Caddy

My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy