My fucking sad story

Hey l'm gonna tell you, a fucking sad story

My sad story

L had a girlfriend so cute many moons ago

She was bisexual, yeah, my type of girl

And l was someone kind, so l said to her

You can hang out whit girls, l don't mind, come on

She said yes. L thought that my idea was fun

Cause l was picturing myself making a threesome

Fuking my girl whit a condom on in my gun

And tho other girl licking balls like a thirsty dog

But l was wrong... She met a beauty girl in a mall

And a month later she told me that was falling in love

Because this beauty new girl had a fuking bubble butt

Then l said stop... L got a boner below my pants

That's why she left... L took my phone and called my friends

L told them l was depressed and needed drinks to forget

They said: "Get out to the club to get some asses to fuck"

But what happened in the club is something l can't forget [yeap]

If you have a girlfriend

Don't let her date girls

If she's not going to let you do a threesome

[Nah, Don't think about it, bro]

If someone you don't know

Want you to get drunk

You alwas have to say that you don't want

[Listen, Don't do drugs]

I was at the club and a girl approached

She gave me a drink and I drunk the shot

And then she said: “Oh, I need go

To the bathroom, could you come with me all alone? ”

Well, I can go, but better be quick, bitch

Cause I gotta go back to my fucking business

There are a lot of girls searching a discreet man

That's why they look at me to cheat on their boyfriends

But I fell in a fucking trap in the bathroom

She put a fuckin' Magnum in my head (-Shut the fuck up)

Claiming that I was disgusting in all my rap songs

She was going to rape me, punish me for what I said

-Hey, why my dick is getting erect?

-I put Viagra in your drink to facilitate rape

-Oh shit, you're fat as fuck

You are here to fuck me to break my cock

(Help!)

If you have a girlfriend

Don't let her date girls

If she's not going to let you do a threesome

(Nah, don't think about it, bro)

If someone you don't know

Want you to get drunk

You always have to say that you don't want

(Listen, don’t do drugs)

I don't know what the fuck was going on with the guards

They didn't come to me to save my dick from a fat

Bitch, rapist, ugly slut with a cunt

Nobody knew that I was in trouble cause Imma man

Suddenly, I heard something outside, and were steps

And then a lot of girls came and walked to my place

And for a moment I thought that I would be safe from the fuckin' whale

But I was wrong, they started a line to rape me and they were like ten

This bitch and her friends riding on my dick

Not because my sperm, but to break my prick

Like a little stick when you hit it with bricks

And I was so scared but I couldn't scape

And then a guard appeared and this is what he said

-What the fuck is happening? Is this a rape? (-Help)

Everybody knows that you can't rape a man

Without pay to the guard 10 dollars per woman”

If you have a girlfriend

Don't let her date girls

If she's not going to let you do a threesome

(Nah, don't think about it, bro)

If someone you don't know

Want you to get drunk

You always have to say that you don't want

(Listen, don't do drugs)

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