Earl Grey Tea

You're so scared you're aging faster

So you drink Earl Grey tea 'cause you heard that's the answer

And you're so scared of dying slowly

But why aren't you as scared of dying lonely?

'Cause I'm slipping away by the second

So aren't you gonna save me too?

And before you make it to Heaven

How you gonna save me and you?

And you're so concerned about everybody

You get up, go to work, and earn more money

So that when you go, you got something to show for it, yeah

Well, you'll have everything, but no one to hold on to

Because I'm slipping away by the second

So aren't you gonna save me too?

And before you make it to Heaven

How you gonna save me and you?

Yeah, you're so scared of getting cancer

(Aren't you gonna save me too?)

So you drink Earl Grey tea 'cause you heard that's the answer

(How you gonna save me and you?)

And you're so scared of dying slowly

(Aren't you gonna save me too?)

But why aren't you as scared of dying lonely?

(How you gonna save me and you?)

Oh, and if we haven't taken our last dying breath

(Aren't you gonna save me too?)

Then I'm here and I'm waiting to save anything that's left

Oh, so don't give up just yet

(How you gonna save me and you?)

Oh, how can you just start counting down from ten

Oh, without me? I'm waiting to start this all over again

(Aren't you gonna save me too?)

Oh-oh, you can't give up just yet

Yeah, you said you're scared of getting cancer

So you drink Earl Grey tea 'cause you heard that's the answer