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Artist: Grobschnitt
Canonical path: /grobschnitt/illegal
Related lyric paths: 6
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Illegal
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Illegal
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Ich glaub' ich hab' die Lampe an
Ich glaub' ich krieg'n Krampf im Darm
Ich glaub' mich küßt der Kardinal
Da steht'n armes Würstchen
und wird brutal verknackt
bloß weil er mit zwei Freunden
die Klampfe ausgepackt
und in der Innenstadt von Dortmund
(oder war's Wuppertal)
von Lust und Last sein Lied sang
als wäre es ganz normal
doch dann kam der große Stempel
I-L-L-E-G-A- ILLEGAL ...
Ich glaub' ich hab' die Lampe an
Ich glaub' ich krieg'n Krampf im Darm
Ich glaub' mich küßt der Kardinal anal
Da gibt es einen Typen, der schenkte seinen Kram
weil er die Welt beschissen fand
an jeden der daherkam
doch jetzt sitzt er inner Anstalt
(gleich hinter'm Arnsberger Wald)
in einer Gummizelle
und der Arsch wird langsam kalt
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