Collect 'Em All

Newspaper said he was a textbook

Case

A classic example of a mass killer:

As a kid and was the judge in ant court

He even worked for the post office once

He got a car phone to yell in at no one in

Particular

Nobody noticed that it never rang

He had a mono brow

And a big collection of

.22's and .38's and .44's and .9's

Why should i wait all day in a line

To pay some fine?

I'm always hearing voices say "go get yours

Cuz i got mine"

Well i'll park anywhere that i want to

Now cuz the

Meter maid is dead

And i stamped "case closed" on the

Rubble of the

Irs mans head

His day started with his mother and his

Ex-something or other

A check list was later found

Suits and skirts played out on the a

Sidewalk

Green and gray and red, and how the

Pigeons fed

Sky full of copters, more cameras than

Coppers

An adoring crowd swelled behind a

Giant barricade

Front page story, and now immortal

A name memorized in households all

Across the usa

Got a place in a special history book

And a life now not in vain

A card in the collector's series

And john rambo's playing me

Well i'll park anywhere that i want to

Now cuz the

Meter maid is dead

And i stamped "case closed" on the

Rubble of the

Irs man's head.