Idioth

Blade, listen to thait.

-Okay, what?

-I'm going to the doctorate, right-e?

-Mmm Hmm?

-And my-- and he's telling me I haive this problem

weef my fronthead, when I'm touching it it does like thait:

(bing!)

-Oh, Crapshaitt!

-Oh daim!

-You and I mowst haive been deeinking

out of the saime cup, you know?

-We daid.

-Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie,

she goes to towch the testiclaytes,

and it maikes a sounde laike thais:

(bang!)

-Oh, that is sounding like the saime sound

owf my fronthead laike thais:

(bing!)

-Oh, crowtch, the saime as your fronthed laike thais!:

(bang!)

-You mean laike thais?:

(bing!)

Yais.

(bang!)

Let me tell you about American Idioth

I-D-I-D-O-T-H

heres a couponette for an paunsh to the face

We break off your legs, put you in a sweetcays

You'd better run fast like a dog and cat chayse

I am the dog, you are the cat

Rhow you like that? (biggity baseball bat)

Heet to the head with a hard piece of bread like,

Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo doo doo

Now you ded

I hate you so much I take your mother on a date

and telling her she's paying and i'm eating five staiks

I guess you to mess on us was a meez-tayk

But you're an I-D-I-D-O-T-H

I-D-I-D-O-T-H (your faice look laike shaith)

Come and get a punch to your face

I-D-I-D-O-T-H

Time for to get a ponshe to the face

I-D-I-D-O-T-H (you're a dope without brothers or sisters!)

Oh look, a punch to your face

I-D-I-D-O-T-H

Time for get to a punch to your face

Wink 152 and Backshott Babies,

We bite you in the leg like a cat with rabies

Take all your ladies and make them to pay late-fees

At superstacies and still make them hate me!

Cat Rock you try to sing but you cant

Maybe because you forgot to put deoderant

Now Brittany Spaiks want you to go on a date

Becuase you're an I-D-I-D-O-T-H

I-D-I-D-O-T-H (You have a stoopad face!)

Come to get a punch to your face

I-D-I-D-O-T-H

Time for get to a to for punch to your face

I-D-I-D-O-T-H (Stuffed weef cat tongue, Yes?)

A panche to your face!

I-D-I-D-O-T-H

Guess what? It's time for a punch to your face

I-D-I-D-O-T-H

You say your pets make on the stock trades

And your mother said

OH WHAT HAPPENED? when you came home

You got peuted and puked and abuseded

Cuz we beat you in a Lexter Hubert

Head goes under our foot like shoedirt

We saw your girlfriend and do it in her blue skirt

We make your car on the street like backword

We kick you harder than washington packers

So, please take a letter for a punch to the face

Nothing could be better than a punch to the face

You not very good like Puff Doggie and Lace

So take off your socks and jump off of the race

Have another punch to you face

GO TELL YOUR MOTHER YOU GOT PUNCHED IN DA FACE!!