Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Guided By Voices
Canonical path: /guided-by-voices/calling-zero
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Calling Zero
Read Calling Zero lyrics by Guided By Voices on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Calling Zero
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Scary, did the sun come out t'day?
Blasted, I did not recall the program
Honey, did the weekend make you ill?
Hush Margarita, make it go away
Calling Zero
I love a girl named Colleen
But she loves a bouncer six feet ten
And that's a mistake 'cus he's Colleen's hero
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"Calling Zero"
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