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Artist: Guided By Voices
Canonical path: /guided-by-voices/salvation-army-bacon-and-eggs
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Salvation Army Bacon And Eggs
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Salvation Army Bacon And Eggs
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(R. Pollard - J. Pollard)
And then he stood in the check-out line
Approximately 3 hours
"This is cold war!" shouted a clerk
"This is Russian hell!" shouted a jerk
"Venusian baby food for sale
Builds strong bodies 12 different ways"
The butcher sliced into a large side of beef
As if he were trying to win female respect
At a county fair
The man staggered to the automatic exit
And threw up his guts
That's food!
FDA inspected
Off the counter and into the stomach
And back onto the floor
Where it belongs...
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