Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Guided By Voices
Canonical path: /guided-by-voices/universal-nurse-finger
Related lyric paths: 6
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Universal Nurse Finger
Read Universal Nurse Finger lyrics by Guided By Voices on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Universal Nurse Finger
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I celebrate
Far too - but not exceeding my potential
Risking injury - this is music for people 1,000 years old
Slapping salt on soldier boy, his guts in his cupped hands
The horses breathing freon
With engines gunning the lord is coming
I celebrate over the sketches of a deteriorating landscape
How can a sissy play ape without risking injury?
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Guided By Voices performs "Universal Nurse Finger", and this lyric page sits inside the Guided By Voices catalog on LyroVerse.
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