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Humpty Dumpty

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Humpty Dumpty

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Once upon a time, on a cold winters night I was alone with my woman and she looked into my baby blue eyes and said:

"Oh Frank, you make me so hot, wont you tell me one of your sexy bedtime stories"

so I did, seven times.

Little girl

Let me tell you a story

Little girl

A bed time story

If you were Red Riding Hood I'd wait in the woods

And I'd get to you before that wolf

If you were Little Bo Peep I'd make like a sheep

With your name tattooed on my hoof

And the man in the moon he'd be lickin' the spoon girl

I'm your Humpty Dumpty

Just want you to love me

I'm your Humpty Dumpty

And I'm falling

Little girl

Lets do chapter two now

Little girl

It's all true now

If you were Old Mother Hubbard I'd hide in the cupboard

and I'd go through your underwear

And if you were Goldielocks I'd rock your little socks

just like big Pappa Bear

And the three Little Pigs they'd be dancin' a jig girl

I'm your Humpty Dumpty

Just want you to love me

I'm your Humpty Dumpty

And I'm falling

I'm your Humpty Dumpty

I just want you to love me

I'm your Humpty Dumpty

And I'm falling for you

For you

Do do do

Gus what big eyes you have

All the better to see you with Frank

Chris what big ears you have

All the better to hear you with Frank

Matty what big hands you have

All the better to slap the bass with Frank

And Hat

Nice hat

Little girl

You better get to bed now

Little girl

Where're almost at the end now

If you were Cinderella then I would play the fella that stole your yella shoe who?

I'm your Humpty Dumpty

Just want you to love me

I'm your Humpty Dumpty

And I'm falling

I'm your Humpty Dumpty

Just want you to love me

I'm your Humpty Dumpty

And I'm falling for you

Do do do

For you….

Falling for you

Little girl

All the kings horses and all the kings men

Couldn't drag me away from you amazing Gus how sweet the songs

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