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Artist: Guttermouth
Canonical path: /guttermouth/jack-la-lanne
Related lyric paths: 6
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Jack La Lanne
Read Jack La Lanne lyrics by Guttermouth on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Jack La Lanne
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Blame it on La Lanne
When something goes wrong
That sweatsuited scapegoat
For the exercising bomb He's our man
My lawn turned yellow
My goldfish died
I squirted some Ben-Gay
Right in my eye
He's the fucking cause
That sweatsuited scapegoat
With the atomic sock
When he exercises me
I know he doesn't shower
When I see him beatin' meat
He makes me want to shower
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