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Artist: Guttermouth
Canonical path: /guttermouth/octopus-hairpiece
Related lyric paths: 6
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Octopus Hairpiece
Read Octopus Hairpiece lyrics by Guttermouth on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Octopus Hairpiece
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stop
people please
while surfing in the ocean
i somehow lost my hairpiece
i watched my age increase
as some pesky octopus
took my tuft of manhood from me
[chorus]
duck diving for my hairpiece
im searching for my hairpiece
duck diving for my hairpiece
octopus hairpiece
look there on the reef
make a lasso with my leash
ride my sea horse to the deep
im at one with the sea
im a surfer from the soul
until a clam swallowed my toupee whole
[repeat chorus]
yea dude did i say dude
i know i sound like bill and ted
i got a sunburn on my head
ive been to indo been to france
but the hairpieces are cheaper
down in costa rica
[repeat chorus]
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