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Artist: Guttermouth
Canonical path: /guttermouth/shave-the-planet
Related lyric paths: 6
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Shave The Planet
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Shave The Planet
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Because we're Americans
We don't give a shit about each other
We don't give a shit about the earth
And all I want to do is rip you off
And fuck you in the ass while you're not lookin'
Because we're Americans
The Catholics mouth more than just each other
It's written that He must toss you off
Your parents were light on their last tithing
Father fucked me in the ass while I'm not lookin'
If God created man, He did it just right
Hitler, slavery, urban blight
Starvation, religion, and selling our nation
Out right
Because we're Americans
Hide behind the mask of mediocrity
My wife, my kids are swell
A fifty-fifty chance that he's a homo
And he'll take it in the ass while you're not lookin
If God created man, He did it just right
Hitler, slavery, urban blight
Starvation, religion, and selling our nation
Out right
Americans
Take a fist in the ass
Americans
Try hard and fast
Americans
Just eliminate the middle fucking class
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