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Artist: Gwar
Canonical path: /gwar/captain-crunch
Related lyric paths: 6
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Captain Crunch
Read Captain Crunch lyrics by Gwar on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Captain Crunch
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Everybody needs somebody to abuse. Every
body needs alotta stuff to eat. Every
body gonna be a body one day--Having
fun? (Mortal scum) Rest assured it's not
for long. When you least expect your world
reels--You fall to the ground. Will heaven
protect it? (No) A strange new world
that you found. And now, bodies waken--
Soul a-quakin', you see your jellied corpse
a-bakin'. Your world teeters on the
brink of madness...We shall...kick
that bitch over with gladness--
You enter the sex-plague--You cannot
breed--And you await death--Your anus...
bleeeeeeds...When you're all dead,
We'll still be here. Having butt sex--
Cause I'm so queeeeeeeeer...!!
Disciples of Sin!!!
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Gwar performs "Captain Crunch", and this lyric page sits inside the Gwar catalog on LyroVerse.
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