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Crack In The Egg

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: Gwar Canonical path: /gwar/crack-in-the-egg Related lyric paths: 6
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Crack In The Egg

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The egg was spawned in our mutation pit

In the bowels of your

Earth it was grown

Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn

And all the filthy load that was blown

Now the time is right for birth

And whatever it is shall stalk the Earth

What it looks like, I care not I just hope it kills a lot

Crack in the egg

Crack in the egg

The time is right

Crack in my pipe

Parasitical scum, you die so easily

But you always have sickened me

Your will enslaved, you grovel for more

Soon your bowels will litter the floor

Cannibalistic depravity

Bereft of all humanity

A fitting feast of abject insanity

A dark curtain before last calamity

There is but one way to give the egg life

Murder the innocent souls

Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed

Their skulls are fashioned into bowels

You masses of humans are gagging in glee

Now you gape but soon you'll be here with me

If you're really lucky

I'll vomit on thee

I'll shit in your stump and then bathe you in pee

Sunder your forms with my withering hacks

Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks

Now bring me dead babies let their be no lack

I got a bunch of them here in my sack

I slaughtered your daughters,

I mangled your sons

If we kill enough of them the Gor-Gor will come

The end of your race,

we approach the hour Gor-Gor will get a blood-red baby shower

We bathe him in death to celebrate life I'll be the doctor and

Beef the midwife

But it takes so long, how can I cut slack

Shoot that fucker up with some crack Gor-Gor see him now inside the egg

Please come out, Gor-Gor of you I beg Will he be a happy child?

Maybe Most likely he'll be a crack-baby

We infected his being with evil drugs

So he would grow up and be a thug

Destroy the planet, the world he will mug

The human race will die and we will just shrug

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