Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Gwar
Canonical path: /gwar/pocket-pool
Related lyric paths: 6
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Pocket Pool
Read Pocket Pool lyrics by Gwar on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Pocket Pool
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Little Flopsy flaps around.
He flaps on up and flaps on down.
He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind crappy clown.
Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map If you do these things,
Flopsy baby your going to take a nap
Birdies know
Rivers flow
Doggy always go
Your playin' pocket pool (that's right) pocket everyday
When you got the pool in pocket it's always that way
Pig-dick sandwich porcu-butt pie
Slup it up with yer black eye bride
Got them Rocky Mountain oysters on the side...
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