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Artist: Gwar
Canonical path: /gwar/sex-cow
Related lyric paths: 6
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Sex Cow
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Sex Cow
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Barnyard Stomp
all the animals and you
I got a dog
I got a cat
I got a hog
I got a bat
I got a monkey fish
I got a funky fish
I got a pig log dig dog
Turkey log
Corny Cobb
Bag dang ding dong
Slap a dappy wiggy wam
Sex Cow!
Barnyard Stomp
All the animals
Barnyard Stomp
I'm stomping animals
Barnyard Stomp
I'm stomping animals with you
Barnyard Stomp
All the animals
Barnyard Stomp
I'm stomping animals
Barnyard Stomp
I'm stomping animals with you
I got you
got you
Down in the dark where the wild things grow
We're in there where the people don't go
Licking and sticking and piercing the pud
Blowing and hoeing and covered in mud
We don't care what the people say
Every day is tree frog day
Still they say we live in scuz land
But that's where I met my cuzband
Sex Cow!
I'm in love with a crazy sex cow
Baby I don't even know your name
Once you love
sex cow
Ain't nothing gonna be the same
You're just a sex cow
sex cow
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