The Litany Of The Slain

And we begin our litany

Of peopled killed by mostly me

Goatie the load, he's first in line

Antarctic Ant not far behind

Ripped an arm off Melvin Fleebish

Mutant cockroach not for squeamish

Uncle Knobby crushed by engine

Pretty Pookie anus-bending

Anton Reemcobb he expoloded

Redneck got his chest imploded

Biker Bitch she was de-titted

Stubbles on a pike was spitted

Cranial-crush the Franken Ref

Ollie North was kicked to death

Smashed flat was Mutant Baby

Small Sac had to join the Navy

The Litany of the Vanquished

The Litany of the Slain

You know their names will someday vanish

Enshrined in death they shall remain

Mr.Fudgie, death came quickly

Mrs.Fudgie, slow and sickly

Mangled spleen of Noriega

Log suck Off, yeah we betrayed ya

Crucified the Oral Swallow

Bested Techno, threats were hollow

Bozo waged his mortal combat

Edna Grambo raped with wombat

The Litany of the Vanquished

the Corporal yes he lost his tits

Private Parts was drowned in shit

(The Litany of the Slain)

Poor ole Tome was beaten badly

Him was hacked and slashed up madly

Father Bohab waped til dead

Gor gor big sword thru the head

(you know their names with someday vanish)

Smelly Hippy shotgun blast

Art Fag with a face-rip fast

Reeko Bowel Grande he was flayed

Nigel Ponce was thricely gayed

(Enshrined in death they shall remain)

Gor Borg got a spear through the gullet

Hitler had to bite the bullet

Bag Lady disemboweled

Butterfly Boy raked and trowled

Butterfly Girl had no luck

Flopsy with a facial fist fuck

Boss Glom he had his face melted

World Maggot was thricely belted

Flesh column with a double fist chop

OJ got jugular slit-stop

Jerry Garcia heart attack

Frank Sinatra hammer whack

Bloody beatdown Cardinal Syn

Syn Warriors were chopped at chin

Gray Aliens stuck and skewered

Alien Baby was manured

Michael Jackson was a fighter

Jerry Springer struck by lighter

Mutant Penguins what a joke

Robo-Sleazy get a rope

Bill Clinton hacked and mangled

Monika her entrails tangled

Lady Die, death expected

El Duce, resurrected

Jon Benet a bloody mass

Dead Elvis a spear up ass

The Master wasn't very scary

But John Kerry very hairy

Marilyn Manson he got skinned

Jagermonsta flipped and pinned

Dr.Leaky got jaw knocked off

Double tit chop Lara Croft

Al Gore saw his flesh a rending

Bush's death was never-ending

Bonsesnapper he never died

Skullix did, though life he tried

Bloody Mary crushed by bison

Kicked the shit out of Mike Tyson

Courtney Love was raped and rotten

Had to hand a guy named Saddam

Osama crushed by weights so heavy

Found the head of Chandra Levy

Pope John Paul got bit by Gor Gor

Bashed and thrashed the Reagonator

Laci Peterson was found

Dick Cheny guts unwound

Paris Hilton fucked a donkey

Sharon Osbourne rather wonky

Lordi's head was on a stick

Va Tech dude what a dick

Jewcifer run down by camel

Double arm rip Toe Enamel

Hell Cop got a spear up ass

Ultimate Bohab quickly gassed

Nazi Pope was executed

Mo Ho Med electrocuted

Hillary Clinton murdered mama

Gruesome killing of Obama

John McCain saw his guts spilling

Sawborg Destructo saw the killing

Messy death for General Zog'

Another baby crushed with log

And that's what this song is for

The creatures that were killed by GWAR

And that's what this song is for

So check in on the next GWAR tour [x3]