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Artist: Gwar
Canonical path: /gwar/the-salaminizer
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The Salaminizer
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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The Salaminizer
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Here's a little something from a God to a slave
I never should have been let out the fucking microwave!
I'm on this planet, I'm running amok
I should give a shit but I don't give a fuck, no!
Since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad
I need a motherfucking suckadickalickalong!
Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew
You don't wanna fucking fuck me? I'll fuck you!
This is your ass, and I'm in it
My man Sexy fuck you up in a minute
With an axe, sword, mace, pike, you're limbless
And then I'll fuck your ass till its rimless!
You humans always screaming
As you suckle on my semen
And the shit is always steaming
A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodomizer
But you can call me the Salaminizer!
I need more!
I need more!
I need more!
I need more!
Give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto
Me more! Me more! Me more!
Give into, give unto, give into, give into, give unto
Me more! Me more! Me more!
Give into, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto
Me more! Me more! Me more!
Me more! Me, me more, you!
My life is a luxury, so filled with hate
I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate
From my fortress in Antarctica I watch the world die
On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5
Back on the road, it's no lie
The stupid fucking humans pay money to die!
Crushed in the pit, nailed to the stage
I only suck the souls that are underage
You humans always screaming
As you suckle on my semen
And the shit is always steaming
A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodomizer
But you can call me the Salaminizer!
I need more!
I need more!
I need more!
I need more!
Give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto
Me more! Me more! Me more!
Give into, give into, give into, give into, give into
Me more! Me more! Me more!
Give into, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto
Me more! Me more! Me more!
Me more! Me, me more, you!
This deli tray is unacceptable!
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