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Artist: Gwar
Canonical path: /gwar/venom-of-the-platypus
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Venom Of The Platypus
Read Venom Of The Platypus lyrics by Gwar on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Venom Of The Platypus
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Awaken now
By my command
Summoned from the darkness
To my voice
Come, little one
The time has come to start this
Hooked up
We hunt
Bring to me my meat
Online
My greed
Won't admit defeat
Buy me a sword
Buy me a gun
There's gonna be a fight
Buy me a war
Buy me it all
Buy me a life
Make my life
Easier
Leave the booty at my front door
Bring me all
My lesser wants
I forgot I asked for
Don't want use brain
I won't think no more
Don't want to learn a thing
Or do another chore
Buy me a sword
Buy me a gun
There's gonna be a fight
Buy me a war
Let's have some fun
Out of the lamp tonight
Buy me a sword
I want free shipping
I want it overnight
Buy me a war
Buy me it all
Buy me a life
So many things I need to know
Stop everything and look it up
What's in stock? Where is Bangkok?
How many ounces in a cup?
Does rock cocaine get out blood stains?
Tell me where can I buy phlegm?
What is my pronoun?
Am I a he, a she or them?
You're my genie
My monkey's paw
Every wish and base desire
You grant them all
I love the gifts you give me
Fraudulent facts
If I don't like the truth
I can always send it back
Buy me a sword
Buy me a gun
There's gonna be a fight
Buy me a war
Let's have some fun
A mail-order wife
Buy me a sword
I want free shipping
I want it overnight
Buy me a war
Buy me it all
Buy me a life
You give me what I ask you for
But never what I really want
You don't begrudge and never judge
My darkest kinks, you never taunt
No good, no bad, you don't get mad
You never show contempt or scorn
You don't look down on
My choice of porn
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