Cupid's Chokehold (feat. Patrick Stump)

Ba, ba, da, da

Ba, ba, da, da

Ba, ba, da, da

Ba, ba, da, da

Ba, ba, da, da

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got (ba, ba, da, da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba, ba, da, da, ba, ba, da, da)

It's been some time since we last spoke

This is gonna sound like a bad joke

But momma, I fell in love again

It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend

And I know it sounds so old

But cupid got me in a chokehold

And I'm afraid I might give in

Towels on the mat, my white flag is wavin'

I mean, she even cooks me pancakes

And Alka-Seltzer when my tummy aches

If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is

We even got a secret handshake

And she loves the music that my band makes

I know I'm young, but if I had to choose her or the Sun

I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun

(Ba, ba, da, da, ba, ba, da, da)

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got (ba, ba, da, da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba, ba, da, da, ba, ba, da, da)

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got (ba, ba, da, da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba, ba, da, da, ba, ba, da, da)

It's been a while since we talked last

And I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast

But dad, I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one

Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son

And I know you heard the last song

About the girls that didn't last long

But I promise this is on a whole new plane

I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da)

(Oh, Travis)

I love the way she calls my phone

She even got her very own ringtone

If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is (ba, ba, da, da)

It's gonna be a long drive home, but I know as soon as I arrive home

And I open the door, take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor

She'll be back into my arms once more, for sure

Like la, la, la, la

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got (ba, ba, da, da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba, ba, da, da, ba, ba, da, da)

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got (ba, ba, da, da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba, ba, da, da, ba, ba, da, da)

She's got a smile that would make the most senile

Annoying old man bite his tongue (I'm not done)

She's got eyes comparable to sunrise

And it doesn't stop there (man I swear)

She's got porcelain skin, of course she's a ten

And now she's even got her own song (but movin' on)

She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard

And we can be on the phone for three hours (not sayin' one word)

And I would still cherish every moment

And when I start to build my future, she's the main component

Call it dumb, call it luck, call it love or whatever you call it, but

Everywhere I go, I keep her picture in my wallet like

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got (ba, ba, da, da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba, ba, da, da, ba, ba, da, da)

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got (ba, ba, da, da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba, ba, da, da, ba, ba, da, da)