Everything She Ain't

She ain't a peach you oughta be picking

She ain't the cup of tea you oughta be sipping

She treats you like you're broke, like you need fixing

You ain't getting nothing back for all that you're giving

If you're good with who you're kissing, c'est la vie

But I can show you what you're missing, yeah boy, I can be

The whiskey in your soda, the lime to your Corona

Shotgun in your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank

She's got a little style and a Hollywood smile

But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank

I'm everything she is, and everything she ain't

She sees diamonds, but I'm seeing stars

You should leave her on an island, dance with me in this bar

Honey, there's plenty of fish in the sea

But if you take a second look, you'll see there's only one of me

The whiskey in your soda, the lime to your Corona

Shotgun in your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank

She's got a little style and a Hollywood smile

But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank

I'm everything she is, and everything she ain't

She's all wrong for you

Just the girl-next-door you know is right as rain

The whiskey in your soda, the lime to your Corona

Shotgun in your Tacoma, the Audrey to your Hank

She's got a little style and a Hollywood smile

But believe me, honey, good as money in the bank

I'm everything she is, and everything she ain't

Yeah, I'm everything she is, and everything she ain't