Half Man Half Biscuit

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You're Hard

You're Hard lyrics by Half Man Half Biscuit. Henry Rollins! Henry Rollins! You're hard. You're hard. Big Jimmy Nail! Big Jimmy Nail! You're hard as well....

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You're Hard

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Henry Rollins! Henry Rollins!

You're hard. You're hard.

Big Jimmy Nail! Big Jimmy Nail!

You're hard as well.

Sainsbury's security!

Like I'm dead scared

Oh what a frightening world it can be

Lenny Henry! Lenny Henry!

You're funny. You're funny.

Jenny Eclair! Jenny Eclair!

You're dead funny too.

Skinner, Baddiel, Anderson, Brand!

Oh, nurse, soothe my sides

Oh, what a funny old world it can be

Ok, let's pedestrianise the high street

Mariella Frostrup does loads of voiceovers but nothing much else yet she seems to get by

Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?

Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?

Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?

If anyone wants me, I'll be over there

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