My Minecraft Girlfriend (feat. Sleith)

No catfish, only ocelots

My lady, not to be shady, but could you answer my DMs?

The last thing that I said before you threw me off the deep end

Now it's been three days since I last saw you online

And three minutes since I last cried

You're griefin' my feelings, you can't keep deceivin'

I gave you all my diamonds, and then you were leavin'

I'd go to war to share your bed

Stop playing hunger games with my head

My momma told me to find someone new

But nobody has the same skin as you (I love your skin)

I've subbed on Twitch, I've given you my Prime

Everything I do to let you know you're mine

Let me be more than just your white knight

Please just add me to your whitelist tonight, yeah

Is what I used to say, but now those feelings have all gone away

I'm over it, I'm definitely over it

As my heart rate quickens, I think of killing those chickens

It's a metaphor for all your pictures I'm no longer clicking

I wrote first on all your posts, I LOL'ed at all your jokes

You blocked me on Facebook, but you can still see all my posts

My boys told me I'm simping, that I'm going too far

Just wanna be the Elytra to catch you when you fall

I'm still tryna prove that I'm a Steve not a Creeper

I'm hopin' after this you'll finally think I'm a keeper

Tall, dark, and handsome like an Enderman

Why would you log out on me when I was your biggest fan?

Did I mention I work out, and I'm VIP on Mineplex?

And also, I'm pretty rich (yeah I got Robux)

Thought we had Curse of Binding together till the end

Then suddenly you're leavin' me to hang out with your boyfriend

You dragged me through hell

I'm never looking back

Unless you ask me nicely