One Eyed Girl

Come with me you have to see

The ugly one-eyed girl

She'll kiss for free, she's so ugly

She'll screw the whole wide world

Her name is she, she winks at me

She sleeps with boys and girls

Come with me, get her for free

Get caught by the one-eyed girl

Trust me! I guarantee she'll kiss you back

See! I'll put your head into her lap

I guarantee she'll kiss you back

See! I'll put you right into her trap

I'm mean like that

Stupid boy, she's not a toy

Or ugly barbie doll

So take your fingers out from your pocket

And rub the one-eyed girl

Her eye is wide, but her legs are wider

Come and see the one-eyed girl

Her grip's tight, but her teeth are tighter

Gonna kill the one-eyed girl

Touch me! I guarantee I'll kiss you back

Please! I'll put your head into my lap

I guarantee I'll kiss you back

Please! I'll put your head into my trap

Stupid boy you're not a toy are you?

Every time I see your eyes I wonder why you

Come with me to get her for free

Don't you?

She'll kiss for free, she's so ugly too

Trust me! I guarantee she'll kiss you back

Please! I'll put your head into her lap

I guarantee she'll kiss you back

Please! I'll put you right into her trap

She walks on by

With her middle eye open wide

Oh and when cries

How the rain will burn

The one-eyed girl

Come with me

You'll have to see the ugly one-eyed girl

She'll kiss for free, she's so ugly

She'll screw the whole wide world

Come with me you have to see the ugly one-eyed girl

She'll kiss for free

She'll kiss for free

She's so ugly