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I'm gettin kinda tired of this

Prepublication media blitz

You've got all of muggle kind under your spell

Don't you know the whole world's already gone

And reserved a copy at amazon

How many more books could you sell?

Now give me my book or go to hell

Cause I need... Harry Potter

Like a grindylow needs water

And as Saturday approaches my need grows

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It'll be like phoenix tears on a broken nose

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I'm getting kinda petrified

What would Ron do if Hermione died

Or if Voldemort killed Hedwig just for yucks

I have no confidence

In theories about the half blood prince

And what if Harry's brain is a horcrux

Oh, holy crap! That would freaking suck

Cause I need... Harry Potter

Like a grindylow needs water

And as Saturday approaches my need grows

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It'll be like phoenix tears on a broken nose

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Whatever's up the sleeves of JK Rowling

I bet it has to do with snape unbreakably vowing

To protect that pureblood pus face Malfoy

But in the end I don't think it's gonna matter

If Snape's good, or if he's bad

Because the weight of the world rests on our boy

Yeah, the weight of the world rests on our boy

Cause we need... Harry Potter

Like a grindylow needs water

And as Saturday approaches our need grows

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It'll be like phoenix tears on a broken nose

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But mostly I'm just feeling sad

I know this could end real bad but

I wish it didn't have to end at all

Yeah, I wish it didn't have to end at all

Cause I couldn't care more about Harry Potter

If Hogwarts was my Alma Mater

And as Saturday approaches my need grows

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It'll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose

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