Dick In Dixie

Well some say I'm not country

and that's just fine with me

'Cause I don't wanna be country

with some faggot looking over at me

They say that I'm ill-mannered

that I'm gonna self-destruct

But if you know what I'm thinkin'

you'll know that pop country really sucks

So I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie

and the "cunt" back in country

'Cause the kind of country I hear now days

is a bunch of fuckin' shit to me

They say that I'm ill-mannered

that I'm gonna self-destruct

But if you know what I'm thinkin'

you'll know that pop country really sucks

Well we're losing all the outlaws

that had to stand their ground

and they're being replaced by these kids

from a manufactured town

And they don't have no idea

about sorrow and woe

'Cause they're all just too damn busy

kissin' ass on Music Row

So I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie

and the "cunt" back in country

'Cause the kind of country I hear nowdays

is a bunch of fuckin' shit to me

And they say that I'm ill-mannered

that I'm gonna self-destruct

But if you know what I'm thinkin'

you'll know that pop country really sucks

And if you know what I'm thinkin'

you'll know that pop country really sucks