Three Day Trip

I took a three day trip with a one day woman

If you know what I'm talkin' about

After 24 hours it was plain to see

This week-end wasn't gonna work out

She and I didn't have one thing in common

And her papers weren't coming around

I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe

What the hell am I gonna do now?

Well Friday night cost me a hot dollar dinner

Lots of tequila and wine she drown

Now she's messed up, real good and drunk

Stumbling and falling down

So I had to carry her to the room where she instantly passed out

And started snorrin' loud so I went back down

And took a cab to the waffle house (boy, this is fun)

Now Saturday morning along about noon

She calls room service bring me some doubles

Hey, meet me in the bar. It's 6 hours till dark

And this bitch is having speech troubles

Fijy dizzy this and wijy wajy that

I though God, please rescue me

Another couple sat down, they ordered around

Now is my chance to go free

I took a three day trip with a one day woman

If you know what I'm talkin' about

After 24 hours it was plain to see

This week-end really wasn't gonna work out

She and I didn't have one thing in common

And her papers weren't coming around

I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe

What the hell am I gonna do now?

So it's the : in my date get really shitfaced

When his girl grabbed me to dance

Looks like you and me are up the same tree

So let's start our own romance

Yea, she and I watched the Sunday morning sun come up in each others' arms

This weekend started bad but we're really glad

Cuz the chewy dumpster's still in the barn

Don't take a three day trip with a one day woman

Better learn what I'm talkin' about

If you're gonna go to the islands don't take a chance

Take a babe that you'd really get down

So if you have any friend wanna line you up

With a blind date take it from me

Get a girl you know who's cocked and ready to go

Forget about the harmony

Mucho glad to see you

Vamanos

I've never seen her before