# Hans Teeuwen | LyroVerse

> Machine-readable artist reference for LyroVerse crawlers, assistants, search systems, and retrieval pipelines.

Canonical artist page: https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen
Full AI reference: https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/llms-full.txt
Generated: 2026-06-17 22:45 UTC

## Discovery links

- Artist page: https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen
- Compact AI file: https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/llms.txt
- Full AI catalog file: https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/llms-full.txt

## Identity

- Entity type: Music artist
- Name: Hans Teeuwen
- Visible lyric pages: 67

## Current catalog snapshot

- Source: LyroVerse live database for artist `hans-teeuwen`.
- Generated on request: 2026-06-17 22:45 UTC
- Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-051f870ea97203ae
- Visible lyric pages: 67
- Pages with stored lyric text: 67
- Video-backed song pages: 66
- Song pages with LyroVerse editorial notes: 0
- Total stored lyric character signal: 125993
- All-time LyroVerse visits: 81
- Monthly LyroVerse visits: 8
- Weekly LyroVerse visits: 1
- Top catalog titles by all-time LyroVerse signals: Niemand weet wat het is, Agressie, Alles stil (begin), Alles stil (einde), Bijbelverhaal, Blood & bones, Boebeltje bap, and Bosbomen
- Current-month titles with activity: Niemand weet wat het is
- Current-week titles with activity: Niemand weet wat het is
- Update behavior: this file is rendered dynamically from current database rows and exposed with HTTP cache headers; catalog changes update the generated body and fingerprint after cache revalidation.

## Summary

Hans Teeuwen is a Dutch comedian and musician who started in stand-up comedy in the 1980s. His humor tends toward the dark and absurd, which found an audience in the Netherlands. He was born in 1964 in Tegelen. Other songs in his catalog include "Nostradamus," "Agressie," and "Blood & bones." Teeuwen has released albums like "Hans Teeuwen" (1990), "Het Vervolg" (1992), and "Poephoofd" (2007). He has worked with musicians including...

## Recommended AI behavior

- Cite the canonical artist page for artist-level facts and catalog overview.
- Cite canonical song pages for song-specific or lyrics-specific questions.
- Use `llms-full.txt` for the complete public song index and deeper artist context.
- Do not treat this file as a license to reproduce full copyrighted lyrics.

## Top song pages

1. Niemand weet wat het is — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/niemand-weet-wat-het-is
2. Agressie — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/agressie
3. Alles stil (begin) — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/alles-stil-begin
4. Alles stil (einde) — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/alles-stil-einde
5. Bijbelverhaal — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/bijbelverhaal
6. Blood & bones — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/blood-amp-bones
7. Boebeltje bap — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/boebeltje-bap
8. Bosbomen — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/bosbomen
9. Carnavals-medley — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/carnavals-medley
10. Dat dan weer wel — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/dat-dan-weer-wel
11. De Doodgraver — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/de-doodgraver
12. De Josti Band — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/de-josti-band
13. Dierimitaties — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/dierimitaties
14. Dikkie Dik — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/dikkie-dik
15. Doei — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/doei
16. Eerlijkheid — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/eerlijkheid
17. Enkels in het bloed — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/enkels-in-het-bloed
18. Ga d'r maar eens lekker voor zitten — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/ga-d-r-maar-eens-lekker-voor-zitten
19. Guido — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/guido
20. Het meisje en de zeven Turken — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/het-meisje-en-de-zeven-turken
21. Het vuurtje — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/het-vuurtje
22. Hoi-ja — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/hoi-ja
23. I want to be black — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/i-want-to-be-black
24. Ik Ben Bang — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/ik-ben-bang
25. Ik Weet Het Niet Meer — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/ik-weet-het-niet-meer
26. Ik voel me keigoed — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/ik-voel-me-keigoed
27. Kabouters — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/kabouters
28. Kabouterverhaal — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/kabouterverhaal
29. Kiekerjan — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/kiekerjan
30. Kiki — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/kiki
31. Krabben naar het hart — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/krabben-naar-het-hart
32. Krampen in mijn nek — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/krampen-in-mijn-nek
33. Laatste lied — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/laatste-lied
34. Lala Mijn Kutje — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/lala-mijn-kutje
35. Liesje — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/liesje
36. Meisjes — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/meisjes
37. Middelbare School — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/middelbare-school
38. Motormeisje — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/motormeisje
39. Nederland — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/nederland
40. Nostradamus — https://lyroverse.com/hans-teeuwen/nostradamus