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Things Could Be Worse

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Things Could Be Worse

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Nuclear Arsenal

aimed at my head

Armageddon's around the corner

why the hell get outta bed

Things are all gone wrong

and it feels like I'm cursed

Things could be better

and things could be worse

These kids in the streets

kill each other with their guns

They leave their friends

a bloody mess

that doesn't sound like fun

Life is not a movie

there's no time to rehearse

Things could be better

and things could be worse

You could be lying in a ditch,

with crows picking at your eyes

While midgets poke you in the ribs,

and pluck hairs off your thighs

Pollution and smog

make it very hard to breathe

Oxygen tank up my butt,

that's probably what I need

Or maybe I could

get a supermodel for a nurse

Things could be better

and things could be worse

I should be a HAPPY CAMPER

and turn the other cheek

When life is going poopy

and the future's looking bleak

So much gone wrong

I could write another verse

Things could be better

and things could be worse

You could be lying in a ditch,

with crows picking at your eyes

While midgets poke you in the ribs,

and pluck hairs off your thighs

Nuclear Arsenal

aimed at my head

Armageddon's around the corner

why the hell get outta bed

Things are all gone wrong

and it feels like I'm cursed

Things could be better

and things could be worse

I should be a HAPPY CAMPER

and turn the other cheek

When life is going poopy

and the future's looking bleak

So much gone wrong

I could write another verse

Things could be better

and things could be worse

Things could be better

and things could be worse

Things could be better

and things could be worse

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