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The Carbon Cycle

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The Carbon Cycle

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I am a human being, I have chromosomes

constantly splitting through the process of mitosis

Every daughter cell eats and breathes with me

so I go to the corner store regularly

to purchase soda and refrigerated bacon

For the bile in my colon that I'm diligently makin'

Some monkeys eat only vegetables and fruit

Their bodies, like ours, break down their food

and relinquish those parts into various tubes

Then we shite, they shite-everybody shits shite

Ours gets flushed while theirs gets thrown

and where it lands more plants are gonna grow

Carbon Cycle, Carbon Cycle

We are part of Nature's Plan

I wake up in the forest in a jacket made of rayon

'cos my skin is far too thin for ultraviolet rays to play on

The vultures circle overhead and pray for my demise

and all the meat that they don't eat

is fodder for the flies

So I start running through the trees, helping out a few

'cos the oxygen that I take in will give them CO2

(Photosynthesis)

I stub my toe and the blood that pours

will fertilize things to feed herbivores

Your carbon travels south down the food chain queue

and you are what you eat, so that makes you You.

Carbon Cycle

We are part of Nature

We are part of Nature's Plan

Carbon (when we eat)Carbon (when we bleed)Carbon (when we cry)

Carbon (when we bleed)

Carbon (when we breed)There's carbon all around you and you'll pass it along

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