American Dinosaurs

Glide on mighty Pterodactyl

on the winds of American pride

Step up to serve your country

hundreds of years after you died

They say that you were greenish,

but I reckon that ain't true

If you trod upon the heartland,

you must have been red, white and blue

Head so high you're gonna bite the sky

American Dinosaurs

A cry of freedom echoes in your roars

In caves and river beds, in soil where you bled

Our nation's finest resource

I guess Noah had a reason for keeping you off the Ark

'cos he knew you'd burrow in the earth

and fuel American cars

And I think about your sacrifice as I power up my rig

Chosen lizards of this land,

You're just so @#%$ big

So fight on faithful Allosaurus

at the gates of the Alamo

while Diplodocus makes angels

in the pure Montana snow

Tyrannosaurs visit Graceland and Oviraptors egg D.C.

Ichthyosaurs play swim-up blackjack

in Nevada's desert sea

A carbon date with destiny

American Dinosaurs

Standing firm beside us in our wars

With your ample dino crack, shitting glory on Iraq

Take back what is rightfully yours

American Dinosaurs

Mezoheroic petrol s'mores

Over hills and on the planes

God bless your tiny brains

We the people are your dinowhores