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Artist: Harry And The Potters
Canonical path: /harry-and-the-potters/the-human-hosepipe
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The Human Hosepipe
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The Human Hosepipe
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We went to the coffee tea shop
On our first date
And it started off great
We made with the talking
And it was just fine
But it soon turned into that awkward silence
And I didn't know what to do next
So we sat there with all the couples kissing
And soon things began deteriorating
And you began turning into the human hosepipe
And then the next thing I knew you were storming out
Just leaving me wondering:
Cho Chang what have I done?
I don't care where you and Cedric were snogging
Cho Chang what have I done?
I just want to replay this Valentine's Day
Well maybe I shouldn't have mentioned Hermione
And maybe you shouldn't have brought up Cedric Diggory
Because I'd rather not talk about your dead ex-boyfriends over coffee
And why'd you have to bring up Roger Davis
When he's sitting right there with his tea?
'Cause if you wanted to go out with Roger Davis
How come you're here with me?
Cho Chang what have I done?
I don't care where you and Cedric were snogging
Cho Chang what have I done?
I just want to replay this Valentine's
Cho Chang what have I done?
I don't want to hear about
I don't want to hear about
You and Roger Davis
Cho Chang
Things have gotten bad between me and you
So Cho Chang I think we're through
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