I'd Rather Be Dead

I'd rather be dead--i'd rather be dead

I'd rather be dead than wet my bed

I'd rather be dead--i'd rather be dead

I said dead than wet my bed

Oh, i'd rather be gone--than carry on

I'd rather go away--than feel this way

Oh, i'd rather be there--where you haven't got a care

And you're better off dead--though it doesn't seem fair

Oh, i'd rather be dead--i'd rather be dead

I'd rather be dead than wet than wet my bed

I'd rather be dead--i'd rather be dead

I'd rather be dead than wet than wet my bed

(laidies)

I'd rather keep my health--and dress myself

But you're better off dead than sitting on a shelf

(men)

I'll tie my tie 'till the day i die

But if i have to be fed then i'd rather be dead

And when he takes my hand on the very last day

I will understand because it's better that way

Oh! it's nice to be alive--when the dream comes true

You'll be better off dead--it could happen to you

Oh! i'd rather be dead--i'd rather be dead

I'd rather be dead than wet my bed

I'd rather be dead--i'd rather be dead

I'd rather be dead than wet than wet my bed

(alright! give yourselves a big hand!)

[clapping]