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Flagpole Sitta (Parody)

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Flagpole Sitta (Parody)

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I had visions i was in them

I was looking into the mirror

i couldn't get any Queerer

even if i tried

I'm a famous rock and roller

look at me hey, i'm on M-T-V

i look like Drew Carey

and i'm big and fat

(but fat is where it's at)

i'm not straight, but i am fat

now how bout that... i'm so fat

been around the world and found

that only stupid people are breeding

and i can't stop eating

all i do is watch tv

put me in the hospital for nerves

and hyper obesity

i'm 5'6" four hundred three

i could have been the biggest star on mtv god damn you

i'm not straight, but i am fat

now how bout that... i'm so fat

i'm not straight, but i am fat

now how bout that... i'm so fat

i wanna publish cd's

and be on mtv

i wanna write good songs

i can't but im tryin'

i'm not as good as sublime

without my glasses im blind

i'm so damn blind

i'm so damn blind

harvey danger, harvey danger

now we're a big one hit wonder

did you ever wonder

what we'll do after this song?

hear the songs on my record

i swear to God that we won't be touring

cause they're so damn boring

the agony of my clogged veins are killing me

i'm not straight, but i am fat

now how bout that... i'm so fat

i'm not straight, but i am fat

now how bout that... i'm so fat

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