Meetings With Remarkable Men (show Me The Hero)

I had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ.

He said,

"two wordsabout inanity: fundamental christianity." the food was very nice.but then He had to go and die for my sins and stick my ass withthe check.

"show me a hero and i'll write you a tragedy," (gonear an open window and that'll be the end of me).

i bowed beforethe avatar.

he said,

"the problem's clear to me: you never gotover morrissey." i said "well,

right you are!" "it's so muchharder to be underfed than under-understood," he said.

i went tosee KIP WINGER!

he said,

"in my day we knew how to party;

bandstoday,

c'mon,

not hardly." he had a back-up singer (doo doo doodoo).

he said,

"the metal scene is a disgrace,

but i ain't got nodog in that race!" don't despair,

your mother loves you.

don't beproud because she has to.

don't despair,

your mother loves you.don't be proud,

she gotta.