Babysitting Is A Bum Deal (feat. Seth MacFarlane)

Here is the tale of a babysitting job

The baby is something of a snob

Oh, go fuck yourselves

So listen very closely, and you'll find

That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds

Aren't you a cute little boy

Look at that melon shaped head

Having you here is a joy

And in an hour you'll be dead

Sit on my knee

Please don't go poo

Nice place to be

This one's for you

Babysitting is a bum deal

Why don't we watch Will & Grace

Jesus, do I need a smoke

Jack puts a smile on my face

Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke

I like your house

The ceiling has cracks

I like your blouse

Miss TJ Maxx

Babysitting is a bum deal

So they sat as time went by

Slowly as time could go

The baby blarred, and softly cursed

'Cause her lips and her skirt and her shoes

And her hair made her look like a hoe

Time for your bottle my sweet

This little brat smells like piss

Always a succulent treat

While I suck that, you suck this

Aren't you a sight

Look at him drool

You're a delight

Damn you, you fool

Babysitting is a bum deal

The diaper change was quite a job

The grossest I've ever seen

The baby smiled and took a breath

And I grunted and pooped out a poop

That looked something like Matthew Modine

Someday you might meet a girl

Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand

Maybe it's you my sweet pearl

Darling, I'd rather fuck sand

Have a good night

You little creep

Have a good night

Die in your sleep

Babysitting is a bum deal

Babysitting is a bum deal