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Artist: Haylie Duff
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Babysitting Is A Bum Deal (feat. Seth MacFarlane)
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Babysitting Is A Bum Deal (feat. Seth MacFarlane)
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Here is the tale of a babysitting job
The baby is something of a snob
Oh, go fuck yourselves
So listen very closely, and you'll find
That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds
Aren't you a cute little boy
Look at that melon shaped head
Having you here is a joy
And in an hour you'll be dead
Sit on my knee
Please don't go poo
Nice place to be
This one's for you
Babysitting is a bum deal
Why don't we watch Will & Grace
Jesus, do I need a smoke
Jack puts a smile on my face
Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke
I like your house
The ceiling has cracks
I like your blouse
Miss TJ Maxx
Babysitting is a bum deal
So they sat as time went by
Slowly as time could go
The baby blarred, and softly cursed
'Cause her lips and her skirt and her shoes
And her hair made her look like a hoe
Time for your bottle my sweet
This little brat smells like piss
Always a succulent treat
While I suck that, you suck this
Aren't you a sight
Look at him drool
You're a delight
Damn you, you fool
Babysitting is a bum deal
The diaper change was quite a job
The grossest I've ever seen
The baby smiled and took a breath
And I grunted and pooped out a poop
That looked something like Matthew Modine
Someday you might meet a girl
Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl
Darling, I'd rather fuck sand
Have a good night
You little creep
Have a good night
Die in your sleep
Babysitting is a bum deal
Babysitting is a bum deal
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