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Artist: Hayseed Dixie
Canonical path: /hayseed-dixie/big-balls
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Big Balls
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Big Balls
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Well, I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my balls, the event's never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all
I got big balls, yeah I got big balls
They're such big balls, dirty big balls
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
My balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire
I got big balls, oh I got big balls
And they're such big balls, dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncin' to the left and to the right
And it's my belief that my big ball should be held every night
I got big balls, oh I got big balls
They're such big balls, dirty big balls
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, cowdaddy
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
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