Bad Body Double

She pops into the bathroom

Just after a shower and she

Plays with my makeup and creams

Keeps trying to look like me

Goes through the motions

Posing this way and that

Holding it in if it makes you feel better

Then knock yourself out

And say, "hi there"

To my bad body double

My mm mmm

This is my bad body double trouble

Oh, no

My bad body double

My, mm, mmm

I've got bad body double trouble

Oh

She's trouble

She's trouble

She's trouble alright

Yeah yeah

Sometimes I want us to lose her, shake her

At a bar in the gym for five minutes

It feels so good to be back by my old self again

Can get quite confusing

We look very similar except she's got some grays

And a little extra weight on the sides

And dimply thighs

I hear that stuff's a bitch to get rid of

No no not now

We're having quite an intimate personal moment

Not now

Could you maybe come at a slightly less awful time

Not now

And she can see I've got someone quite nice here with me

Cant we just be left alone?

I guess that's a no then

Seeing as she's still here

Seeing as she's still here

Yeah

Its not me, no,

Its my bad body double

My, mm, mm

I've got bad body double trouble,

Oh, no

My bad body double

My mm mm

I've got bad body double trouble

Argh

Bad body double

Ah, mm, mm

I've got bad body double trouble,

Oh, dear

My bad body double

My, mm, mm

My bad bad body double trouble

Oh

She's trouble

She's trouble

She's trouble alright

Yeah, yeah, yeah

She's trouble

Shes trouble

She's trouble alright

Yeah, yeah, right there

Can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her

Everyhwere I go everywhere I go go

Can't shake her, can't shake her,can't shake her, can't shake her

Everyhwere I go everywhere I go go

Say "hi there"

To my bad bad bad bad body double

Shes trouble

Oh, I can't shake her

I hate her, I hate her, I'm a hater, I'm a hater, I'm a hater

She's everywhere I go

I'm gonna get rid of you

Once and for all

Gonna roll you out

On my pilates rubber ball

Sweat and step up

The pace and the gradient

Starting tomorrow

I am your nemesis