Rumors

Attention, ladies and gentlemen, guess who just entered in, oh no it's him again, he threw his Ritalin out

the window and there's not a penitentiary that can discipline him, give him dirty looks, give him thirty

right hooks, and if you think you hate him now wait till you've heard the hook, he's obnoxious, and he's

obstanate, let's hope we don't see him topless on Cops again, his mom and pop said they think he lost it

when the doctor lost his step and dropped him, well that explains a lot cause he's the strangest guy and

he won't bathe a lot and he won't take a hot shower, the closest he comes to bathing is when it is raining

and even then he's still complaining, it's amazing the things people say behind our backs, it's just a

spineless attack

Keep it closed up if it don't concern you

Then so what, don't go nuts

Just hold up and try to get this

Moral behind the rhyme, mind your business

I heard he raps cause he wants to platinum, I told him his CD was tight and I don't even have one, you can

burn his songs, pretend to learn his songs, tell him you love what you heard, but I'm sure you won't cause

he don't make sense, I think he's faking, I suggest a change of occupation, oh he's crazed if he thinks

he'll make it, he thinks he makes hits, but they're just makeshift, in fact he makes kids wish they could

tape his lips, break his jaw and ribs and take his wallet for kicks all because they squandered ten

dollars on some fun-filled non-refundable hip hop and salsa, it's not his fault that he sounds

prepubescent, even though he's old enough to smoke cigarettes, and yet I don't know if he smokes, drinks,

or carouses, but I don't have a problem saying it cause it sounds good

Anybody who's a busybody needs to get a hobby, obviously they're gossiping cause their life isn't so

shocking, you run your mouth a lot and you just might get hit in it, silence is golden so just close your

lips and you'll get rich, a rumor is a boomerang, as soon as it's get slanged it then begins to make its

way to where the rumors came, gossip if you want to, it'll just haunt you, wait till someone says

something about you that's not true, on and on and on goes the whirlwind and the trend will continue till

the world ends