You’re Welcome

[Kurt]

Aw, you can't just leave

[Ram]

Not when you're dressed like that

[Veronica]

Dressed like what? This is what I always wear

[Kurt]

Yeah and it's torture!

[Ram]

How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that?

[Veronica]

Dear diary

Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car

I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far

They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys

I'm a rat in a trap, correction

I'm the cheese

[Kurt]

Hey there girl, ignore this fool

He tries to play cool while he’s dribbling drool

[Ram]

Just trying to say in our friendly way

That you’ve gotten hotter like every day

[Kurt]

Ow!

[Ram]

Hey there girl, avoid this punk

He’s hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk

[Kurt]

There is no lie, that dog won’t try

When a tasty treat like you walks by, 'cause

[Ram and Kurt]

Once, you were geeky and nerdy

Now you’re flirty, freaky, and dirty

[Kurt]

You were nothing and nobody

[Ram]

But now you’re good enough to

[Kurt and Ram]

Get with me! Huh!

You’re welcome, look where you are

You’re welcome, you’ve won a football star!

You’re welcome

[Ram]

Baby, what's that smell?

[Kurt]

That's the smell of me lovin' you well

[Kurt and Ram]

You're welcome!

[Veronica]

This is not a drill

This is not a bad dream

In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream

Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware

You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair

[Ram]

Come back girl, now don’t play hurt

If you don’t want me starin’, why you wearin’ that skirt?

[Kurt]

We can’t be tamed and we can’t be blamed

It’s all your fault that we’re inflamed!

[Kurt and Ram]

'Cause once, you were grody and grotty

[Ram]

Now you’ve got a body like a Maserati!

[Kurt and Ram]

Stroke my fur, make me purr-

[Kurt]

Hey! You wanted to be

[Kurt and Ram]

Popular!

[Kurt]

Hit me!

[Ram]

Huh!

[Kurt and Ram]

You’re welcome, look where you are

You’re welcome, come get your football star

You’re welcome

[Ram]

You've joined the pros!

[Kurt]

Once we squeeze you

You'll stay squoze

[Ram]

You’re welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee

[Kurt]

Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me!

[Veronica]

I got one last chance to save my ass

What was that move from my self-defence class?

[Ram]

I’ll steal your heart like a thief

Bring you sweet relief

[Kurt]

Call me Wendy 'cause you never wonder

[Kurt and Ram]

Where’s the beef?

[Veronica]

They're a powder keg

So don't yell or beg

Stay friendly

Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg

[Kurt]

Ah! I fell in a mud-puddle!

[Ram]

Gross! What’d you do that for?

That’s not so nice!

[Veronica]

Nicer than calling the cops

You’re welcome

[Ram]

Damn, I think I’m stuck!

You’re welcome

[Veronica]

This states got me real sunk

[Kurt and Ram]

You’re welcome

Hey girl, it’s no big thing, come try a little mud wrestling!

You’re welcome, come and jump right in!

You’re welcome, rub it on your skin!

You’re welcome, baby what’s that smell?

[Veronica]

Manure?

[Kurt]

No, it’s the smell of me loving you well!

[Veronica]

Swell

[Ram]

No, I be loving you well

[Veronica]

See you in hell!

[Kurt]

No, I be loving you well

[Ram]

No, I be-

[Kurt]

I be-

Loving, loving, loving, loving, loving her well!

[Kurt, Ram and Veronica]

You’re welcome!

You’re welcome!