Our Love is God

[J.D.]

They made you cry

But that will end tonight

You are the only thing that's right

About this broken world

Go on and cry

But when the morning comes

We'll burn it down and then

We'll build the world again

Our love is God

[VERONICA, spoken]

Are you okay?

[J.D.]

I was alone

I was a frozen lake

But then you melted me awake

See, now I'm crying too

You're not alone

[VERONICA]

You're not alone

[J.D.]

And when the morning comes

[VERONICA]

When the morning comes

[J.D.]

We'll burn away that tear

And raise our city here

[VERONICA]

Raise our city here

[J.D. & VERONICA]

Our love is God

[VERONICA calls KURT, he answers]

[KURT, spoken]

Yeah-lo?

[VERONICA, spoken]

Hi, Kurt, it's Veronica

How did you guys know it was always a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?

[KURT, spoken]

Wowuhh... lucky guess?

[VERONICA, spoken]

Well, if you want it to come true

Meet me at the cemetery, at dawn

[KURT, spoken]

Free pussy!

[RAM, spoken]

And we don't even have to buy it a pizza!

[KURT, spoken]

Punch it in! Whaat?! Hahaha!

[J.D.]

We can start and finish wars

[J.D. & VERONICA]

We're what killed the dinosaurs

We're the asteroid that's overdue

The dinosaurs choked on the dust

They died because God said they must

The new world needed room

For me and you

[J.D.]

I worship you

I'd trade my life for yours

They all will disappear

We'll plant our garden here

[VERONICA]

Plant our garden here

[J.D.]

Our love is God

[VERONICA]

Our love is God

[J.D.]

Our love is God

[VERONICA]

Our love is God

[VERONICA, spoken]

Whoa. Is that real?

[J.D., spoken]

Yeah, but we're filling it with "Ich Luge" bullets

[VERONICA, spoken]

Ich Luge...? What?

[J.D., spoken]

My grandad scored them in World War II

They contain this powerful tranquilizer

The Nazis used them to fake their own suicides when the Russians invaded Berlin. We will use them to knock Kurt and Ram out long enough to make it look like a suicide pact

Complete with a forged suicide note

[KURT & RAM, spoken]

"Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a misapproving world."

[J.D.]

And when the morning comes

They'll both be laughing stocks

[J.D. & VERONICA]

So let's go hunt some jocks!

[KURT, spoken]

Hi... Veronica

[RAM, spoken]

So do we just whip it out or what?

[VERONICA, spoken]

Take it slow, Ram

Strip for me

[RAM, spoken]

Ok

[KURT, spoken]

Okaaay

What about you?

[VERONICA, spoken]

Well, I was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport

[KURT, spoken]

Yeah, we can do that

[VERONICA, spoken]

Count of three

[VERONICA, KURT & RAM, spoken]

One... two

[J.D., spoken]

Three

[J.D. shoots RAM, VERONICA shoots at KURT but misses]

[KURT, spoken]

Holy crap!

[J.D., spoken]

Stay there! I’ll get him

[KURT, spoken]

You killed my best friend!

[VERONICA, spoken]

Ram?

[KURT, spoken]

Why are you chasing me?

[VERONICA, spoken]

Ram? You're just unconscious, right?

Ram? Ram!

[J.D., spoken]

Get off the fence!

Get off the damn fence!

[KURT, spoken]

I don't understand!

[J.D.]

We can start and finish wars

We're what killed the dinosaurs

We're the asteroid that's overdue

[KURT, spoken]

Stop being a dick!

[J.D.]

The dinosaurs will turn to dust

[KURT, spoken]

What does that mean?!

[J.D.]

They'll die because we say they must

[J.D. shoots KURT]

[VERONICA, spoken]

What the fuck have you done?!

[J.D.]

I worship you

I'd trade my life for yours

We'll make them disappear

We'll plant our garden here

Our love is God

Our love is God

Our love is God

[VERONICA]

Our love is gone

[J.D.]

Our love is God

[VERONICA]

Our love is gone

[J.D.]

Our love is God!