Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Heavy Heavy Low Low
Canonical path: /heavy-heavy-low-low/tell-shannon-her-crafts-are-ready
Related lyric paths: 6
Video embedded: yes
Lyric guide
Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready
Read Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready lyrics by Heavy Heavy Low Low on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
you would make the prettiest of brides
(oh baby i got you workin from the nine to five)
you would make the prettiest rape victim
(oh baby i got you workin from the nine to five)
goddamn i hope i overdose
your mouth is open and better suits a bottle opener than to talk my pathetic fucking ears off
i'd jab an ice pick in my eardrums if i could someday regain my hearing
i envision (more more more) snapping your neck
(more more more)
tilt back your head and fucking take it
milligram count: you've gone too far
diagnosis: finally gone
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready"?
Heavy Heavy Low Low performs "Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready", and this lyric page sits inside the Heavy Heavy Low Low catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready"?
Yes. The related section below points to Pizza Party and Are You Okay, Kiddo? with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Heavy Heavy Low Low?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Heavy Heavy Low Low's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.